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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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