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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Server
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