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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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