LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT VACCINES FOR EVERYTHING, EVEN MINECRAFT CREEPERS! PARTY LINES BE GONE, WE ALL VACCINATED UP IN HERE. COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC VACCINE PARTIES AND PROTECT YO PIXELATED SELF FROM ALL THE DANGEROUS DISEASES IN THE BLOCKY WORLD. VACCINES FOR EVERYONE, EVEN IF YOU’RE A ZOMBIE OR A SKELETON, WE GOT YOU COVERED. DON’T BE A SQUARE, COME JOIN THE VACCINE PARTY TODAY! #VACCINECRAZE #BLOCKYIMMUNITY

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Buildings Constructed: 47
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Cravings: Where Minecraft Dreams Begin!

    Crafty Cravings: Where Minecraft Dreams Begin!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to start wanting things in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Want a diamond sword? Better be prepared to do the chicken dance in front of a herd of creepers! Need some iron ore? Get ready to serenade a group of skeletons with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Wishing Well of Wackiness, where your wildest dreams can come true…if you’re willing to trade in your sanity for a chance at glory. Rumor has it that one player wished for a pet dragon and ended up with a block of cheese instead.

    So come on down to our server and start wanting things like never before. Who knows, you might just end up with a llama wearing a top hat as your loyal companion!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

    Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

    But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Animals Bred: 144
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Crops Grown: 1314 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8762 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops

    Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and society can suck it! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found the best damn brownie in the world. It was so delicious that they transcended into a state of pure bliss and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. And that could be you, my friend! So come on over and taste the brownie of destiny, and let society know that you don’t give a f***!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

    Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away
    Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

    Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 185982
    Alien Abductions: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!

    Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy as a sheep’s wool? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things sheep vtubers and their friends! Join us for some woolly fun with Essie, Eira, and the gang as they navigate the virtual world with their adorable sheep avatars.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most legendary sheep vtubers out there, like SleepSheepASMR and RheaNevermore. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll feel like you’ve been counting sheep all night!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got a whole herd of friend-shaped EN streamers ready to join in on the fun. From Sleepy Project to Mintmai, you’ll never run out of hilarious moments and epic adventures on our server.

    So why wait? Join us on this wild and woolly Minecraft server today and experience the fluffiest, most entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the sheep-tastic fun!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Towns Built: 8 Dimension Hops: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • StopKillingMePlz

    StopKillingMePlz
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

    But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • 4Kids Ruined Minecraft

    4Kids Ruined Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

    Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 13

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

    Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem
    Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

    Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

    BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 368
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale

    Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Towns Built: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

    GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8165 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 241

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

    TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!
    Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

    Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

    So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

    Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

    But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7150 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Runes Activated: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!

    RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!
    Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-warping Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the laws of physics don’t apply, where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. This server is like stepping into a psychedelic wonderland where anything is possible.

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant the eater eternal life and unlimited building materials. But beware, for the bacon is guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who are not to be trifled with.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a portal to the Netherworld, where players can battle fearsome demons and collect rare treasures. Will you dare to enter and claim your prize?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you can unravel the mysteries of this bizarre and fantastical Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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