yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
Secret Passages Found: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 2283
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 346 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3893 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Villages Defended: 14
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 176 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Villages Defended: 19
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Farms Harvested: 693
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 5824
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2739 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 39

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 21

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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