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Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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