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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Holy Grails Found: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Void Armor Forged: 24
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Rune Stones Activated: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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