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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 829 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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