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Pixel Pals Paradise

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So, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in Minecraft, bros and broettes! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons to join this server!

First off, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it, dude! Need a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got those too, man!

But that’s not all! We also have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server and breathe fire on all your enemies. And don’t worry, he’s house-trained and won’t burn down your base… most of the time.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yeah, you can build a house out of gummy bears and eat your way to victory!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

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So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Potions Brewed:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of smoking cigarettes the wrong way? Come join our Minecraft server and learn the proper technique from our smoking experts! We promise a nicotine hit that will blow your mind, just like that first cigarette in Bali. Our government-approved method will have you inhaling like a pro in no time. Plus, our virtual cigarettes are way cheaper than $32.95 a pack, so you can puff away guilt-free. Trust us, after a few rounds on our server, you’ll be feeling as good as if you drank dogshit vodka. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience – join us now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Enchantments Applied:	286
Mines Excavated:	3611	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Minecraft SMP Sicko Minecraft SMP Cuck Minecraft SMP Talk Minecraft SMP Findom Minecraft SMP Looking Minecraft SMP Maybe Minecraft SMP With Minecraft SMP To Minecraft SMP And Minecraft SMP.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we specialize in findom talk with paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks! Our community is so wild that even the creepiest loli enthusiasts feel right at home. Tag along with miiseyle and embark on a journey filled with outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockBreakersUnited

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Are you tired of your friends stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! We even have a special jail for anyone caught red-handed with stolen diamonds – complete with a diamond-encrusted cell door!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Breakup Island” – a place where players can send their ex-friends or ex-lovers to live out their days in isolation. Rumor has it that the only way to escape is by crafting a diamond ring and proposing marriage to the nearest creeper!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond-related shenanigans, then join us today! Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a blocky pig named Porkchop.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Crops Grown:	9560
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockBlasters – LebanonEdition

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit dat even Beirut is shakin’ from da heavy strikes! Israel be expandin’ their campaign in Lebanon, but who cares bout dat when u can be playin’ on dis epic server, amirite?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodgin’ virtual bombs while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like a boss. Plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock secret powers dat will make u the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane server and let’s show Beirut who’s really in charge!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6691	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mines Excavated:	2681
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VapeCrafters: Young Adult Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server ever? We got a sharp rise in vaping among young adult non-smokers, like, whoa! One million adults in England started vaping even though they never smoked regularly. And get this, most of them are young adults! Like, 1 in 7 18-24-year-olds who never smoked regularly are now vaping on our server. It’s a total vape nation up in here! Join now for a smokin’ good time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Not Hermitcraft, Just Some Lonely Crafter [110% Vanilla Fun] JOIN NOW! 1.21.1

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Welcome to NotHermitcraft!

Description	NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more.
Server Info	Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP
Rules	No swearing or you have to put a diamond in the Swore Jar – we want the server to be wholesome like Hermitcraft. Be cool to one another. No griefing, hacking, x-raying, duping, glitching etc. No ‘adult’ content / discussion etc since there are younger players around.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join NotHermitcraft?

You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!

What happens during a Soft Reset event?

A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.

Are there age restrictions on the server?

We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.

What are some of the server rules?

Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	Farms Harvested:	269
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

5 To Bun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle while sipping tea. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they have their own reality TV show where they gossip about who has the best potato farm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yotsubest lovers, who have built a shrine to their favorite anime character out of diamond blocks. And rumor has it, if you find all the hidden treasure chests on the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server this wild and crazy?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Damaged Body Part Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But be careful, because the winner gets to sell a damaged body part on the black market for diamonds!

Forget about boring old server rules, here we thrive on madness and mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness).

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a few accidental deaths. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Animals Bred:	188	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	79
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyGazaWarStopper

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yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we be buildin’ and survivin’ like there’s no tomorrow! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers droppin’ sick beats!

our server is so lit, even Macron called us up and was like “yo, stop deliverin’ arms to Israel and come play on dis server instead!” true story, bro.

we got secret underground bases, diamond armor for days, and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon!

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together! #blockparty #minecraftmadness #gazawarwho?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Emeralds Found:	249
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft Gas Footprint Server

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join our epic minecraft server where we turn liquefied natural gas into diamonds!!! that’s right, we have a secret underground lab where we use the power of methane to create the most precious gems in the game. forget about coal, we’re all about that eco-friendly bling bling.

not only that, but our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs. that’s right, we’ve genetically modified these little oinkers to sprout wings and soar through the skies. you can ride them, race them, or just watch in awe as they do loop-de-loops above your head.

and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server. they have their own language, their own culture, and their own llama queen who rules with an iron hoof. will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? the choice is yours.

so come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this methane-fueled paradise!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Get Saucy at Sambal Summit! A Spicy Server with BMC3-Fabric and Discord Fun 1.21!

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Discord link:	Join Discord

I’ve recently been getting back into Minecraft and I strongly believe that Minecraft is a game that’s best played with friends! I been playing solo for a while and at times the world feels really lonely, so having other living players I the world would be really nice 😀

I’ve currently made a 24/7 minecraft server and have tried to convince my friends to come join, but the the vast majority of them are pretty uninterested in playing Minecraft. So now I invite those who are interested to come join! The server is far from vanilla though as it uses the Better Minecraft 3 (fabric) mod pack, so hardcore vanilla enjoyers might find it “weird” for a lack of a better term. PVP is also turned off, since I believe that Minecraft is better to play as an adventure type game then a block-Rust pvp game. The mod pack also brings a lot of QOL features such as maps, claims and waystones! All of the features that make playing Minecraft less tedious while not taking away from the core gameplay

For now, there’s 5 active players on the server including me and most of them are 18+ so we’d like more players of this age group as some of our topics might be unfitting for younger audiences. Currently I’m running it on a dedicated desktop acting as the server, located in the SEA region. Although it’s not restricted to SEA players, ping to the server might be a bit horrendous outside the area (200+ ping). If you don’t mind that, then you are more than welcomed to join, we welcome all types of players from all over the world!

Come on in and join the discord server! It’s pretty barebones though, but I do intend to flesh it out more

See you on the server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server always online?	Yes, the server is 24/7.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	No, PvP is turned off on the server.
What mod pack does the server use?	The server uses the Better Minecraft 3 (fabric) mod pack.
Are there any age restrictions to join the server?	Players 18+ are preferred due to discussions possibly being unfit for younger audiences.
Where is the server located?	The server is located in the SEA region.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Izuku’s Supp Fun Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server where you can witness Izuku from My Hero Academia take a new supplement and go through some wild body changes! Watch as he turns into a blocky pixelated version of himself and embarks on a quest to mine diamonds and defeat creepers. Will he become the ultimate hero of the server or will his new powers backfire in hilarious ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Potions Brewed:	112	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Volleyball Anthi Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by playing volleyball with Anthi Vasilantonaki herself! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, the key to success on this server is your volleyball skills.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your base when suddenly Anthi challenges you to a volleyball match. If you win, you get rare diamonds and enchanted gear. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be spending some time in the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret volleyball arena hidden deep underground where the legendary volleyball champion, Anthi’s pet Ender Dragon, awaits challengers. Defeat the dragon in a volleyball match and you’ll be rewarded with the ultimate prize: a pair of enchanted elytra that will let you fly around the server in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready to bump, set, and spike your way to victory!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2