| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 304 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?
So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.
So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 130 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.
So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.
Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.
Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 851 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.
From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
