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CraftyCreeperz: Where even the zombies are smarter than the average American!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your big brain IQ? Look no further, because on our server, the average IQ is a whopping 150! That’s right, we only accept players who can solve complex mathematical equations while building epic structures in-game.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest and most intelligent mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie scientists to creeper geniuses, you’ll never know what kind of brainy challenge awaits you around every corner.

Join now and prove that you’re not just a blocky builder, but a mastermind of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Void Armor Forged:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Bros Adventure Land: Where Spy x Family meets Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of the boring real world where you have to work for a living and deal with responsibilities? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and live out the ultimate male fantasy life!

Picture this: you have a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you, adorable kids who never fight or make a mess, a job that pays you in diamonds, a cool dog that can do tricks, a wardrobe full of designer armor, a fancy car that never runs out of fuel, and a mansion in a neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous!

Forget about the real world and come live the dream on our server. Who needs reality when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

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Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	890728
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

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Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	171
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

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Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Animals Bred:	154
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Enchantments Applied:	218	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1796	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Boomer Gladness

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Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416

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Are you a fan of Sanrio characters like Hello Kitty, Pom Pom, and Tuxedo Sam? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable pixel art creations of your favorite Sanrio characters.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden Hello Kitty statues scattered throughout the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Pom Pom herself. And if you manage to defeat the Tuxedo Sam boss in the secret underground dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all your enemies into cute little penguins!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Sanrio-themed Minecraft server and let the cuteness overload begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9811

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on faces of /int/ for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and madness. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Swim with them and discover their secret society!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you catch him in the act?

4. We host weekly dance parties at the top of the tallest mountain on the server, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join faces of /int/ today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	299
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Big Block Booty Bash

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a tiny Luigi man stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by the majestic Gawr Gura herself. They danced the night away, singing *BOM BOM BOM* in perfect harmony. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you? *UHAHAHAHAHAHA*

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.