VampiresAndLavaLOLZ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Star Shards Collected:	133	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

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Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

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Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	546	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Caucasians LOL

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	804890
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mines Excavated:	4326	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

#JapReader, #MoeChart, #Readme, #VNDB, chartanon, CREEPERS, DeepL, discussion, download links, Drool, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Recommendations, rule, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, useful things, visual novel, VN General, Yoshi’s, YoshiCraft, Yoshino Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Gems Collected:	39	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RoboCraft: The ‘/vn/’ Minecraft Server – Where AI Meets LOLs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only visual novels we discuss are the ones that have been translated into English because we don’t have time for that untranslated nonsense. If you’re having trouble with your VN, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese, because that always fixes everything. 2. Actually read the Readme for once in your life. 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan VN help guide, it’s a real lifesaver. 4. If all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best. 5. And of course, when in doubt, just Google it like the rest of us plebs.

But wait, there’s more! Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our handy dandy vndb.org/g link. And if you’re looking for download links, we’ve got those too. Just remember to use spoiler tags when discussing plot spoilers, because we take our visual novels very seriously around here.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who are so dedicated to English-translated Japanese visual novels that they’ve created a whole community around it? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where all the characters from your favorite VNs come to life and fight to the death in an epic battle royale. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the visual novel madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mines Excavated:	3698	Star Shards Collected:	190
Zombie Dances:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5028	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5