Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 177 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 336 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us if you’re tired of being followed around and harassed by a finger-tapping, food-stealing, anime-porn-sending leech of a brother. On our server, you can finally have peace and quiet to mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content without any family drama.
Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – we fully support your decision to disown any siblings who make your life a living nightmare. So come on over and let’s craft away the stress of dealing with annoying family members together!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 431 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
our server is so lit, it’ll make you wanna scream “creeper, oh man!” as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, hidden treasures, and epic battles with other players.
join us now and experience the thrill of surviving and thriving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie horde). trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin! (just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good)
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!
We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 639987 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!
But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!
So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.
if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?
So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
