Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 142 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 33 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Trailer/Showcase | Watch Here |
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| IP Address | mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun |
| Discord | Join Here |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is there an application process to join? | No, simply join the server using the IP address provided. |
| Are there frequent world resets? | No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang. |
| What plugins are used on the server? | The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics. |
| How large is the world border? | The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage. |
| Is PvP allowed in the spawn area? | No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats. |
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2013 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8082 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 355926 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 266 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
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| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions of Minecraft can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds. |
| Is there an active Discord community? | Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP. |
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.
That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 53 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.
Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.
Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2826 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 |
| Animals Bred: | 147 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.
So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
