Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!
I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.
Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.
So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.
Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?
Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8945 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.
WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.
JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.
SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.
DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
What is FerrumPlay 2.0? FerrumPlay 2.0 is a free-to-play project aimed at vanilla survival without private parties and unnecessary garbage, where players have complete freedom of action, and the future of the server depends only on them.Private? Yes, although FerrumPlay is a private server, anyone can play on it. To access the server, you must be linked to a Discord account.Additional questions? Contact our Discord server: dsc.gg/ferrumplay
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Server IP | modern-anarchy.org |
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Server IP: modern-anarchy.org
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant peach that you have to climb to enter the server. It’s like a fruity challenge just to get started!
2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. Want diamonds? Better start trading with those llama overlords!
3. The admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by replacing their houses with giant bamboo structures. It’s all in good fun, right?
4. Our Nether is filled with flying pigs who shoot fireballs out of their snouts. It’s like a bacon-themed fireworks show every time you enter the Nether!
5. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join AGPeach and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?
So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?
So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 27 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
