Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 368175 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here
Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard your rddt falls off, then look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic battles with llamas armed with diamond swords.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a maze filled with hidden treasure (and a few traps, but who’s counting?).
So if you’re ready to rddt your rddt and have the time of your life, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of rddts, because things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
On our server, you can build your own concert venue with perfect acoustics and invite all your friends to enjoy crystal clear performances from virtual artists like Pink. No more arguments about leaving early or ruining the show for your partner – on our server, everyone can have a blast without any drama!
So come join us and create the ultimate concert experience in Minecraft – your ears will thank you! Plus, you won’t have to worry about spending $300 on tickets, because everything is free in our virtual world. Let’s rock on together!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.
So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 92 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.
But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.
Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 4071 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Server IP | play.hexsmp.com |
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| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 506 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.
But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
