Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!
Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.
So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 140 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.
So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!
But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.
And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?
So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 122 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
