Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2830 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.
Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.
2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.
3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍
if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!
Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!
So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 4175 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
