so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested: 300 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

    Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Minecraft
    Server Address 155.94.181.116:25565

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the gameplay like on the server? In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
    What makes the Vanilla server unique? The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
    What can players expect to experience on the server? The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server

    Girl Power Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

    But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

    NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General
    Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

    Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

    Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 455
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyCaregiver

    CraftyCaregiver
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

    We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

    So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Animals Bred: 56

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

    TipsyThoughtsMC SMP
    Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyDateDisaster

    CraftyDateDisaster
    Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

    Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

    So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NasrallahsNotHereLOL

    NasrallahsNotHereLOL
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

    Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea
    join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky Shooty Fun Land

    Blocky Shooty Fun Land
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

    we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

    plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

    so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

    IcyDeluxe Movies is a YouTube channel created by a passionate film enthusiast that creates engaging and entertaining content related to movies. With a focus on reviews, analysis, and discussions of the latest films and trends in the industry, IcyDeluxe Movies is dedicated to providing quality content for movie lovers everywhere. Subscribe to stay up to date on all things cinema!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Welcome to “Glimmer Grove, where the mods are wild and the whitelist is stricter than your mom’s curfew!”

    Welcome to “Glimmer Grove, where the mods are wild and the whitelist is stricter than your mom’s curfew!”

    GLIMMER GROVE Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Recruiting adult players for a medieval / magic themed modded server
    Whitelisted server
    Community based
    Discord voice chat required
    Adults only
    LGBTQ+ friendly

    Server Rules

    Rule Description
    1. Be kind Keep interactions civil
    2. No griefing or trolling
    3. Do not loot without permission Another player’s chest or death location
    4. Do not modify builds without consent Original builder’s consent
    5. No inappropriate content Usernames, profiles, gamertags, or builds
    6. Do not destroy waystones That you did not place yourself
    7. Base building rules Based on proximity to spawn
    8. Be respectful If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all

    FAQ

    Q: How do I apply for whitelist on the server?

    A: To apply for whitelist, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

    Q: What mods are included in the server?

    A: The server includes a variety of medieval and magic themed mods, please refer to our Discord server for the full list.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the whitelist application process.

    Q: Are there any events or competitions on the server?

    A: We regularly host events and competitions on the server, keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Anon’s Rike Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Rike Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!

    So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ”WCW Bros Minecraft SMP Board”

    ”WCW Bros Minecraft SMP Board”
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We’re like the WCW of Minecraft – taking on those WWF sissies and showing them who’s boss.

    Join us and experience the thrill of our NITROboosted gameplay every Monday. We don’t mess around here, we’re all about pushing the limits and having a blast while doing it. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner warrior and dominate the Minecraft world, then come join us on our epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • WifelessWeddingWoops

    WifelessWeddingWoops
    Come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward wedding invitations and drama! No need to worry about offending anyone or leaving your wife at home, because in our virtual world, anything goes! Plus, who needs a wedding when you can build your own virtual paradise with blocks? Trust me, the only drama you’ll find here is deciding which color sheep to shear next! So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for some epic adventures and endless laughs!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Potions Brewed: 105
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PutinZelenskyBromance Minecraft Server

    PutinZelenskyBromance Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best, like, relationship with Putin, man. Trump himself, like, brags about it, like, all the time. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. and, like, while hosting Zelensky, they were, like, talking about how awesome this server is. so, like, if you wanna be part of, like, this epicness, you gotta join, man. it’s, like, out of this world, dude. come join the fun, bro!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Star Shards Collected: 106 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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