so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SonWarsCraft

    SonWarsCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrilling saga of a grandma caught in the middle of a family feud between her two sons!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and you’re immediately thrown into the chaos of a grandmother trying to juggle taking care of her son’s wife and kids while her other son demands equal treatment for his own children. Will she cave to the pressure and take on even more responsibilities? Will she be able to maintain peace in the family? The suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between two brothers as they battle it out over childcare arrangements. Will they come to a compromise or will the grandma be forced to choose sides? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama to keep you entertained? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 7613
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BeachVsMountainsMC SMP

    BeachVsMountainsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the beach and mountains collide in a wild and wacky way. Join us and experience the thrill of surfing down a mountain on a diamond pickaxe while dodging creepers and skeletons. Choose your side – are you Team Beach, chilling with the squids and building sandcastles, or Team Mountain, scaling cliffs and battling dragons? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 479
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3834
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!

    GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!
    Are you tired of running aimlessly in Minecraft like Forrest Gump? Well, join our server and learn valuable lessons like “life is like a box of blocks, you never know what you’re gonna build!” Our server is filled with surprises just like Forrest’s life – from meeting historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Steve Jobs to accidentally inventing the world’s first diamond pickaxe while trying to catch a fish. So come join us and run, Forrest, run to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4215 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge

    DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge
    join dis server if u want to be as badass as these North Korean officers who got rekt near Donetsk. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and u can even ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. come join us and show everyone ur inner ninja skills. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t no joke. let’s do dis!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 295
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Void Armor Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server

    Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to get ripped without even moving a muscle? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have a special pill that makes you feel like you just did a crazy workout and fasted for days.

    Imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies you want without gaining a pound! That’s right, this pill will make you feel full and satisfied while also boosting your metabolism like never before. Say goodbye to metabolic diseases and hello to a healthier, happier you!

    But wait, there’s more! This pill is so powerful, it can even help treat dementia and Parkinson’s disease. That’s right, you’ll be gaming like a pro while also improving your brain health. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and start feeling the effects of this miracle pill today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Enchantments Applied: 197
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Welcome to AlysiaSMP: Where Vanilla is just a sprinkle on our modded chaos! 1.21.1 ready for your virtual adventures!

    Welcome to AlysiaSMP: Where Vanilla is just a sprinkle on our modded chaos! 1.21.1 ready for your virtual adventures!

    Alysia SMP Server Overview

    Server Name Alysia SMP
    Server Type LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community
    Focus Player communication and player-driven experience
    Mods
    • Proximity voice chat
    • Farmer’s delight
    • Small content updates
    • QoL mods such as Jade and JEI

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

    Yes, the server aims to be LGBTQ+ friendly.

    2. Are there specific rules for the server?

    Yes, the server has specific rules to maintain a positive and friendly community environment. These rules are outlined in the Discord server.

    3. How can I join the server?

    The server is whitelist only, so you will need to apply through the Discord server at smp.alysia.online

    4. What can I expect from the community on the server?

    The community is welcoming and helpful, with players willing to assist new members and collaborate on various projects.

    5. How many players are usually online at a time?

    Typically there are 5-10 players online from various time zones and regions.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7709 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Joe Scott’s Confused Minecraft Server

    Joe Scott’s Confused Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old science videos where they try to explain complex concepts like division? Well, come join our Minecraft server where even Joe Scott himself can’t figure out what division is! That’s right, we’ve created a world where math makes no sense and chaos reigns supreme. Join us for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of learning (but probably not). So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave Joe Scott scratching his head in disbelief!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP

    Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7570 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyMineBrainz

    CraftyMineBrainz
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

    So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Gods Slained: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 24

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

    Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun
    So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re transported to a world where scientists are like, “Yo, let’s shove bacteria inside fungi and see what happens!” And guess what? The fungi are like, “No problem, bro!” and they start producing bacteria-filled spores like it’s nobody’s business.

    But wait, there’s more! This experiment isn’t just some boring science stuff. It’s actually giving us hints about how life on Earth got all complex and stuff. Like, mitochondria and chloroplasts? Yeah, they might have come from experiments like this one, like, a billion years ago or something.

    So, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and see what other wild experiments are going down, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a mushroom that shoots lasers or a tree that grows diamonds. The possibilities are endless, dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1
    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

    WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

    Features:

    • Kits
    • Shopkeepers
    • Coin System
    • PVP
    • Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Version: 1.20.1+

    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server by entering the server address in your Minecraft client.
    Q: Are there different kits available? A: Yes, there are multiple kits that you can choose from to enhance your gameplay experience.
    Q: How can I earn coins in the server? A: You can earn coins by participating in PvP battles, completing challenges, and more.
    Q: Can I suggest improvements to the server? A: Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions from our players to make the server better for everyone.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where you can win rare loot and show off your skills. Plus, our community is so awesome, even the villagers are jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Feet Thread Pt2 Minecraft SMP

    Feet Thread Pt2 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest server out there!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where if you find a rare pink sheep, you get to marry the server owner’s wife in real life! (Disclaimer: server owner’s wife may not actually exist)

    So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 3078

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyLand

    CraftyLand
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their crew. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can tell a good joke.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the fabled land of Notchtopia, where every block is made of pure gold and the sun never sets. It’s a place where dreams come true and anything is possible, so don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Mines Excavated: 3776
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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