so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Looking for a server that’s more ‘original’ than your mom’s meatloaf? Check out Origins!

    Looking for a server that’s more ‘original’ than your mom’s meatloaf? Check out Origins!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Awesome Origins Server
    Features Origins mod, custom plugins, friendly community
    IP Address 123.456.789.0
    Version 1.16.5

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server if I don’t have the Origins mod?

    Unfortunately, the server requires players to have the Origins mod installed in order to join.

    2. Is there a whitelist on the server?

    No, the server is open to all players who meet the requirements.

    3. Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s website or ask an admin for more information.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a community crazier than a chicken jockey riding a pig!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of deranged pandas who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks. – We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats. – Our server events include a weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch a cow the farthest using nothing but explosives. – We have a special potion in-game that turns you into a dancing llama for 24 hours. Trust us, it’s worth it. – Our server chat is constantly filled with puns so bad, they’ll make you want to log off and never return. But don’t worry, we’ll lure you back in with promises of unlimited cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in-game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Potions Brewed: 169 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Genius or Shitcoins Ponder Minecraft SMP

    Genius or Shitcoins Ponder Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to be part of a secret cabal that controls the economy of the server by hoarding memecoins and manipulating their value.

    Our top player is rumored to have connections to the Illuminati and is able to predict which memecoins will skyrocket in value. Some say he’s a genius, others say he’s just lucky, but one thing’s for sure – he’s the one to watch if you want to make it big in our server.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are not only building epic structures and battling mobs, but also engaging in high-stakes memecoin trading and conspiracy theories? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate memecoin mogul!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BimboCraft – Friends Edition

    BimboCraft – Friends Edition
    Are you tired of dealing with dumb bimbos on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and never worry about encountering a L again! Our server is bimbo-free guaranteed!

    We don’t tolerate moon landing conspiracy theorists here, only serious gamers who know the truth about the moon. Plus, our ovens are always turned off when not in use, so you won’t have to worry about burning down your virtual house.

    Join now and experience a drama-free environment where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any distractions from moronic players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join today and say goodbye to bimbos forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Alien Abductions: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • JobDifficultyMC SMP

    JobDifficultyMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so intense, it’s like trying to tame a herd of wild llamas with nothing but a carrot on a stick!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in the night and leaves feathers everywhere. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Because where else can you find a job that involves building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden sword, and riding pigs off cliffs for fun? Trust us, this is the job you never knew you needed in your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftingChronicles

    CraftingChronicles
    Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally change history with the click of a button! Want to make dinosaurs rule the world instead of humans? Done. How about making unicorns the dominant species? Easy peasy. Join our server and become the ultimate history changer! Who needs textbooks when you can rewrite history in your own Minecraft world? Join now and be the master of time and space!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 35

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BlockyTribute Hallelujah

    BlockyTribute Hallelujah
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the zombies breakdance!

    We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the spiders are the bouncers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon’s karaoke nights – that girl can sing “Tribute”, “Killing Me Softly with His Song”, and “Hallelujah” all in one breath!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether, and building competitions where the prize is a pet llama that farts rainbows.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Testosterone Zone: Dehumanize No More

    Testosterone Zone: Dehumanize No More
    so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Potato SMP: Where Spuds Duke it Out in the Potato Patch! Version 1.21.1

    Potato SMP: Where Spuds Duke it Out in the Potato Patch! Version 1.21.1
    Server Information
    Server IP: play.potatosmp.org
    Server Version: 1.21.1
    Features
    Singapore Hosting
    Bedrock Version Support 1.20.80+
    Java Version Support 1.20+
    Simple Voice Chat
    Combat Log
    Anticheat
    TPA / Home
    SPVP Zone
    CPVP Zone
    Community-Focused
    No P2W
    Server Settings
    Difficulty: Hard
    Nether Roof: Enabled
    Bed Explosion: Disabled
    World Borders
    Overworld – 100,000 x 100,000
    Nether – 12,500 x 12,5000
    End – 10,000 x 10,000 (opening soon)

    Join our Discord for more info here

    FAQs

    How many active players are on the server?

    There are currently a dozen or so active players on the server.

    What versions of Minecraft are supported on the server?

    The server supports Bedrock version 1.20.80+ and Java version 1.20+.

    Are there any special features on the server?

    Yes, the server offers features like simple voice chat, combat log, anticheat, TPA / Home commands, SPVP and CPVP zones, and more.

    What are the server’s world border sizes?

    The Overworld has a border of 100,000 x 100,000, the Nether has a border of 12,500 x 12,500, and the End will have a border of 10,000 x 10,000 (opening soon).

    Is PvP enabled on the server?

    Yes, there are designated PvP zones on the server for both survival and creative modes.

    Is the server pay-to-win?

    No, the server prides itself on being non-pay-to-win, focusing on a fair and balanced gameplay experience for all players.

    Where can I find more information about the server?

    You can join our Discord server for more information and updates on the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Buildings Constructed: 15
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Killer Anthology Minecraft Server

    Killer Anthology Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because the Anthology of the Killer is coming to styema in just 3 days! And guess what? You have no excuse not to join now!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that this server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. We’re talking killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into a shower of diamonds. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can defeat the final boss on this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join the Anthology of the Killer server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, you have no excuse not to join. See you on the other side, brave Minecraft warrior!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Back Minecraft SMP I’m Well

    Back Minecraft SMP I’m Well
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Do you crave chaos and madness in your gameplay? Then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken army invasion. The only way to survive is to arm yourself with a diamond sword and start clucking your way to victory. But beware, the chickens have formed an alliance with the creepers and they’re out for blood (and feathers)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find and tame it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for – you might just end up with a inventory full of dirt blocks!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on the chickens!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SonWarsCraft

    SonWarsCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrilling saga of a grandma caught in the middle of a family feud between her two sons!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and you’re immediately thrown into the chaos of a grandmother trying to juggle taking care of her son’s wife and kids while her other son demands equal treatment for his own children. Will she cave to the pressure and take on even more responsibilities? Will she be able to maintain peace in the family? The suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between two brothers as they battle it out over childcare arrangements. Will they come to a compromise or will the grandma be forced to choose sides? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama to keep you entertained? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Enchantments Applied: 286
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BeachVsMountainsMC SMP

    BeachVsMountainsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the beach and mountains collide in a wild and wacky way. Join us and experience the thrill of surfing down a mountain on a diamond pickaxe while dodging creepers and skeletons. Choose your side – are you Team Beach, chilling with the squids and building sandcastles, or Team Mountain, scaling cliffs and battling dragons? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!

    GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!
    Are you tired of running aimlessly in Minecraft like Forrest Gump? Well, join our server and learn valuable lessons like “life is like a box of blocks, you never know what you’re gonna build!” Our server is filled with surprises just like Forrest’s life – from meeting historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Steve Jobs to accidentally inventing the world’s first diamond pickaxe while trying to catch a fish. So come join us and run, Forrest, run to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge

    DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge
    join dis server if u want to be as badass as these North Korean officers who got rekt near Donetsk. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and u can even ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. come join us and show everyone ur inner ninja skills. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t no joke. let’s do dis!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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