so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 7311 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Chimeras Created: 1
Astral Projections Made: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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