Uzaki’s Blocky Demise | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

assimilation, Balkanites, bandits, Bars, Behavior, CreeperStealing, culture, Diversity, elitists, Etiquette, Food, foreigners, Friendly, hachiks, health, integration, Manners, neighbors, Obnoxious, restaurants, Rude, RussianCraft, russians, smoking, Stereotypes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

Character development, diarrhea, Emblem, Engage, fan theories, FANTASY, Fire, fire emblem, folk food, food poisoning, Fun, funny, Gaming Community, gastrointestinal issues, humor, Nintendo, pixelated, plot hole, RPG, strategy, Support, support conversations, terrible diarrhea, video game

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ores Mined:	8216

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3309
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

Anime, anime adaptation, card game, Character development, Defeat, Duel, Epic, friendship, jobbing, Jonouchi, Jonouchis, last duel, Manga, manga ending, manga finale, manga series, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, Protagonist, shonen jump, strategy, trading card, two turns, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

Average, Communication, dad, family, Father, Fatherhood, funny, generation gap, Hickey, humor, Janky, JankyDadCraft, JOKE, Laughter, long trail, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistaken, misunderstanding, Parent, relationship, Server, Slang, Tag

Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	245	Void Gems Collected:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Isle of Man LOLz 2024

2024.., 27th May, 8th June, Dangerous, death toll, extreme sport, Fatalities, Isle, Isle of Man, Isle of Man TT, Isle of Man TT 2024, lolz, man, Motorcycle racing, motorcycles, Racing event, Road Racing, Safety concerns, Spectator sport, SPEED, Thrills, Tourist Trophy, tradition, TT races

Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Bae’s Twitter, Baelz, Colour MV, covers, current schedule, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, hakos baelz, merch, MIND CRAFT HOLO EN, MineBaelz, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, Podcast, Previous Stream, Rats, rule, rules, zodiac

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crab Rave Craft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

Black community, BLOCK, controversy, CREEPERS, crime, criminal behavior, false accusations, internet drama, justice system, Life, media scrutiny, Misinformation, online rumors, Party, prejudice, public figure, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racism, RAY, Ray Sizzum, Sizzums, social justice, social media, viral, wrongful accusations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

#Readme, BEWARE, CraftyVillagers, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Noobs, novel recommendations, Players, plot spoilers, PRO, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

African, Ancient, BLOCKZ, Civilization, Conquerors, Cultural, descendants, DYNASTY, EMPERORS, GREATNESS, heritage, History, KANGZ, Kings, KraftyKangz, Legacy, Monarchy, power, pride, QUEENS, Reign, Royalty, rule, rulers, Style

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Cuckolding, discomfort, DISRESPECTFUL, emotions, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, humor, loyalty, partner, relationship, Respect, serious question, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Potions Brewed:	189
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	3697
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	3