Uzaki’s Blocky Demise | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky B*tches

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear and rare items. But that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret disco party where all the mobs were dancing to the beat of the music!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest heights of the sky limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a group of friendly aliens who will trade you emeralds for space rocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft Madness: Baelz’s Rat Kingdom

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with NEW ORIGINALS, COLOUR MV, and MIND CRAFT HOLO EN music videos that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium with our insane covers and originals playlist. And don’t forget to check out our podcast for some extra laughs!

Need some swag to show off your love for the server? Grab our limited edition PC case, official merch, or promise swag to flex on all your friends.

And if you want to stay updated on all the latest shenanigans, follow Bae’s Twitter for all the juicy details. Plus, check out our Art Tags for some seriously cool fan art.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic creations together! But be warned, our Season Box Arts may look like a penis… just saying. 😉🍆 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2823	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Craftycore: The Heavy Metal of Gaming

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Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s basically the metalcore of videogames! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the entire virtual world. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a rainbow-colored unicorn that shot lasers out of its eyes.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can also find hidden dungeons filled with dancing zombies and singing creepers . And if you’re lucky enough, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life, then join us on this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Memes R Us

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all players, even those with physically and cognitively disabled children! In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a hike through our virtual world and bring your heavily disabled son along for the adventure. Who knows, maybe he’ll discover a hidden talent for building pixel art with his toes! Don’t miss out on the chance to bond with your child in a whole new way, only on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Knights: Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join now for a chance to mine with SilverAsh and battle against the mighty Ho’olheyak!

Our server is so lit that even the Guard Hoederer himself hangs out here, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way. And don’t even get me started on the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition event – it’s like a party in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have Redeem codes that will give you special in-game items to make your Minecraft experience even more awesome. And if you need help navigating this crazy world, just check out our AK EN Database for all the tips and tricks you need.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Lion vs Man Tug-of-War: Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where lions and humans compete in INTENSE tug-of-war matches! Join us to witness the EPIC battles between lions and humans as they struggle to prove who is the ultimate champion of strength.

Our server is filled with CRAZY challenges and obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Can you outsmart a lion in a tug-of-war without opposable thumbs? Join us and find out!

Don’t miss out on the WILD adventures and INSANE competitions waiting for you on our server. Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft jungle!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8707	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyKitties: The Bleach Edition

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Orihime’s healing powers can’t save you from the madness that awaits!

Picture this: Yamamoto’s arm is injured and Orihime is about to use her healing powers to fix it, but suddenly she gets sucked into our server and can’t do a thing! Why, you ask? Because our server is so INSANE that even fictional characters can’t escape its clutches!

Join us for a wild ride filled with UNBELIEVABLE adventures, EPIC battles, and CRAZY shenanigans. Who needs healing arms when you can have a blast in our WACKY world?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	118
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Babes: ‘Behold, a woman!’

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most powerful woman in all of Minecraft. The other players were in awe of her skills and BEAUTY. But then, out of nowhere, a group of transphobes tried to bring her down. Little did they know, this player was a force to be reckoned with and sent those transphobes running for the hills. They were on suicide watch, I tell you!

So, if you want to become the ultimate WOMAN in Minecraft and make transphobes tremble in fear, then join our server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CapitalCraft: Where the only currency is diamonds!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a LIBERTARIAN UTOPIA where you can build whatever you want, whenever you want, without any pesky rules holding you back.

Join us and witness the craziest creations you’ve ever seen – from giant flying pigs to roller coasters that go to the moon and back. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. Ever seen a rainbow-colored creeper that explodes into a shower of diamonds? Well, you will here!

So come on down to our server and experience the WILD ride of a lifetime. Who needs reality when you can escape to this INSANE world of limitless possibilities? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Elira’s Epic Block Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing just like the Nijisanji EN controversy! Join us if you want to experience chaotic adventures and unpredictable twists just like your favorite VTubers.

You may be feeling conflicted like a confused fan, but fear not! Our server will make you fall even more in love with Minecraft, just like how you are drawn to Elira after all the drama. Who needs a virtual idol when you can have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So come on, join us and let’s create some scandalous memories together in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself obsessed with our server just like you are with Elira.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Beasts & Banter – Minecraft Monster Hunting Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready for some Monster Hunter madness? Join us for a wild adventure where you can hunt down monsters and claim victory!

On this server, you can team up with fellow hunters and take on the most ferocious creatures in the Wilds, Rise, World, and even Frontier! We’ve got all the info you need to dominate the game, from patch notes to armor set searches.

But that’s not all! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you know you’re in for a top-notch gaming experience. And don’t forget about our epic databases and resources for all your hunting needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the monster hunting begin! Who knows, you might even discover a secret quest that leads to a hidden treasure of diamonds and emeralds! See you in the game, fellow hunters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LatinoCraft: Where even brown guys can thrive! #77186105

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even brown guys can find solace from insane girls of their own race!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the clutches of crazy girls and unite with your fellow gamers to conquer the virtual world!

Don’t let insecurities hold you back, join our server and show those insane girls who’s boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Last Chance LOLz Minecraft Server: Pick Your Final Animation!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can witness the most outrageous animations before the world goes up in flames with WW3! Join us for a chance to see crazy explosions, hilarious battles, and mind-blowing special effects like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs, the elusive disco sheep, and the mischievous party-loving creepers. You’ll never know what kind of insane shenanigans these mobs will get up to next!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to witness the most outrageous animations and unbelievable events before it’s too late. Don’t miss out on the epic fun and hilarious chaos that awaits you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Daddy’s Chocolate Kingdom

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a wild ride filled with chocolate cream and daddy issues.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking pig who offered them a diamond sword in exchange for their firstborn child. Crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here.

Our server is like no other, with chocolate cream flowing like rivers and daddy long legs roaming the land. Build a castle made entirely of chocolate cream blocks or challenge daddy to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let us fill your mouth with chocolate cream, daddy style. It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Xing Xing’s Block Party

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us for the chance to ride unicorns through fields of diamonds, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of rainbows and marshmallows (yes, it’s possible in our world).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even challenge a creeper to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the xing xing of a lifetime on our EPIC Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Star Shards Collected:	51
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4