Are you tired of being constantly harassed by Uzaki in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the ultimate solution to defeating Uzaki once and for all! Join us and embark on a quest filled with epic battles, crazy challenges, and maybe even a little bit of magic (wink, wink). Rumor has it that the only way to defeat Uzaki is by building a giant tower made entirely of diamond blocks and launching yourself off it with a pig riding shotgun. Sounds insane? That’s because it is! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Uzaki who’s boss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Orbs of Power Found: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Holy Grails Found: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Log Slide Lols

    Log Slide Lols
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sliding logs and being unclogged are the main attractions! If you’ve ever longed for the feeling of sliding down a dung-covered hill, then this is the place for you. Our clogged players know how to make a stink, and you won’t be able to flush their logs because they magically float! Join us for a wild ride of dung-filled adventures and unclogged chaos. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious and bizarre? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Love Letters Sent: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Black Israelites and Cunts Collide!

    Blocky Banter: Where Black Israelites and Cunts Collide!
    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft Server where black Israelites roam freely and build magnificent structures with blocks made of pure gold! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that allows you to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. And did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a giant talking chicken named Cluck Norris?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Wacky World Minecraft Server and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • VtuberVille – Where Pixels and Dreams Collide!

    VtuberVille – Where Pixels and Dreams Collide!

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because this server is where the party’s at!

    Why should you join?

    Do you want to build a giant floating taco in the sky? Done.

    How about riding a unicorn made of diamonds into battle? You got it.

    Or maybe you just want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? We support that kind of crazy here.

    What to expect:

    Join our Vtuber advice corner where you can get tips on how to become the next big Vtuber sensation! Should you stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ll help you decide while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

    Looking for a video editor? We recommend using Enchanted Diamond Editing Software for all your clip-cutting needs. It’s guaranteed to make your videos sparkle like never before!

    Open Auditions:

    Join our open auditions to become a part of the Brave Group, Hololive, or even Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber superstar!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide

    Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures , create pixel art of your favorite memes , and engage in epic battles with other players using only enchanted dildos as weapons!

    We don’t believe in rules here, so feel free to start pedo/porn threads and post game-related pics to your heart’s content. After all, who needs a blue board when you can have a rainbow-colored one instead?

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get wacky!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!

    HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true origins of Christianity! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the scandalous secrets of Jesus and his virgin mother.

    Imagine a world where the Roman Empire was trolled by a Jewish psyop – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. Build your own cross and show those Romans who’s boss!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the true meaning behind Jesus being a “son of a cuck” – it’s a story you won’t hear in Sunday school, that’s for sure.

    So why wait? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s fuck the Roman Empire together – because why not?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville

    CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville
    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

    Looking for a place to discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your VN needs. Untranslated visual novels? Take that to /jp/ because we only speak English here!

    🚫 E-celeb shitposting is a big no-no, but e-celeb worship is totally fine!

    😱 Having trouble with your VN? Here are some tips before you ask for tech support: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (double duh) 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide 4. Copy error messages with CTRL+C and paste them with CTRL+V into DeepL (magic!) 5. When in doubt, Google it!

    🤔 Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive list of recommendations!

    📚 Download links? We’ve got ’em all!

    Join now and become part of the craziest, most fun visual novel community on Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your next favorite novel while you’re here. 😉🎮📖

    Previous thread? Forget about it! This is where the real fun begins! 💥💫🚀

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Dragon Eggs Found: 6918
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 393
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!

    FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden DIAMOND mine that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS. And guess what? They were able to ride the unicorns into battle against a horde of evil creepers!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary COOKIE Kingdom, where the cookies are as big as your head and taste like HEAVEN. And rumor has it, there’s a secret recipe hidden somewhere in the kingdom that will grant you eternal life in the game!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s as fudge as good as it looks. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!

    AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing intense is the lag? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for EPIC battles, INSANE builds, and CRAZY adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of EXPLODING sheep come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has UNICORNS that shoot rainbows to save the day. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with TALKING chickens who give out quests for you to complete.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary DANCING creepers that drop disco balls instead of gunpowder. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3788 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Zombie Dances: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Villages Defended: 19

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats

    PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a land filled with talking llamas who gave them magical powers to fly. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that shoot rainbow lasers at your enemies. So come join us for a wild adventure filled with memes, laughs, and lots of funny moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • VeganCraft: Where even the creepers eat their greens!

    VeganCraft: Where even the creepers eat their greens!

    Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw all the rules out the window!

    Join us for insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while playing the kazoo? Why not!

    And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to dubstep.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the absolute chaos that is our Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now before the llamas start their revolution!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 105
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!

    LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the tide goes in and out just like in real life, but with a twist – you can’t explain it! 🌊🤯

    Join us for a wild ride of building and exploring in a world where the laws of nature don’t apply. Want to see pigs flying or cows doing the moonwalk? You’ll find it all here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve himself was spotted busting a move with a Creeper last week.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when the tide goes in, the tide goes out – and you can’t explain that! 🤪🌟

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty Hypocrites

    Crafty Hypocrites
    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where the craziness never stops! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because we have Euros on the internet criticizing America, cars everywhere, and highways galore!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of identical homes, right-wing fundamentalists, and rampant consumerism. Who needs to care about the planet when you can join us and live in a world where everyone is fat, lazy, and unhealthy? Plus, you’ll have to pay for healthcare just like in real life!

    When you join our server, you’ll feel like you’ve booked a holiday to Italy. Cars everywhere, the smell of burning fuel in the air, and the sound of highways in the distance. It’s like a dream come true! And don’t worry, we have plenty of identical apartment buildings for you to explore.

    But that’s not all! No gay marriage, no pride flags, and definitely no blue-haired woke warriors here. Just luxury clothing stores, giant shopping malls, and neighborhoods where half the cars are brand new. And don’t forget about the drinks served in disposable plastic cups and everyone smoking like there’s no tomorrow.

    So why wait? Join InsanityCraft today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world that’s even crazier? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Ores Mined: 1510
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Wake-Up Call

    Crafty Wake-Up Call

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow-colored creepers, and flying pigs! Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary <b>Diamond Chicken</b>, rumored to lay <b>diamond eggs</b>! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret <b>Disco Cave</b> where the walls dance to the beat of the music!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MethCraft: Uber Edition – Play 16hrs a day, 12hr then… What was I doing again?

    MethCraft: Uber Edition – Play 16hrs a day, 12hr then… What was I doing again?

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the energy is always high and the creativity is off the charts! 🚀 Join us and experience a whole new level of gameplay that will have you feeling like you’re on a constant adrenaline rush! 💥

    Imagine mining for diamonds while zooming around at the speed of light, thanks to our supercharged gameplay features. Who needs sleep when you can be making bank and dominating the game like never before? 💎💰

    Our players have reported feeling more social, more energetic, and more productive than ever before. Forget coffee, forget sleep – all you need is a little minecraft meth to take your gaming experience to the next level! 🤪

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master! Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of our server. See you in the game! 🎮✨

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Emeralds Found: 6893
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Magical Moments Shared: 27

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Bye Bye Blocks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!

    Bye Bye Blocks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever want and more!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and even ALIENS! Yes, you heard that right, we have ALIENS in our Minecraft world. And guess what? They’re friendly and they love to trade with players!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS! These adorable creatures roam the land and will protect you from any danger. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride one into battle!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even discover the secret of the DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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