Uzaki’s Blocky Demise | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafting Cubicle Chaos

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Are you tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Do you dream of escaping the monotony of office life and diving into a world of endless possibilities? Then come join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring workdays forever!

On our server, you can build a towering castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or even discover a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare enchanted tridents.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon, a disco party in the Nether complete with glowstone dance floors, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest filled with unlimited diamonds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to spreadsheets and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best virtual life.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Failed Fortune Jail: NOOB combat ANTI-Winning 1.20.4

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Prosper Prison Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Epic Prison Gameplay	Master our unique prison world, advancing through ranks with our rewarding Prestige System. Every block mined is a step towards greatness.
	With our virtual shop, auctionhouse, and pvp system, you will prosper and conquer the server.
PVP at its Finest	Our server shines with a heavy focus on PVP. Equip, strategize, and dominate in fast-paced battles.
Supportive Community	Our welcoming community is always ready to assist, making every player’s journey enjoyable. Be part of a positive and engaging environment.
Creative Plots	Express yourself in your personal space. Build, create, and trade in your very own plot.

Join Prosper Prison Today!

We promise that you will have an enjoyable time and become a part of our community. Experience the Best in Minecraft Prison Servers!

Server IP: play.prosperprison.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/x6vVrSUZgf

Website: https://www.prosperprison.net

FAQ

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, our server is non-p2w, ensuring a fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: What game modes are available on the server?

A: We have 4 additional game modes in addition to the OP prison mode, providing a variety of experiences for players.

Q: How can I join the Discord community?

A: You can join our Discord server using the invite link provided above.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TwinHorns Network VS Hypixel

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Comparison between Hypixel and TwinHorns Network

Features	Hypixel	TwinHorns Network
Game Modes	Wide variety of game modes including minigames, skyblock, bedwars, and more.	Whitelisted survival gamemode with additional features such as economy, crates, KOTH, and cosmetics.
Player Base	Massive player base with thousands of players online at any given time.	Smaller player base with a focus on community-oriented gameplay.
Staff Team	Large staff team to manage the server and assist players.	Friendly staff team that focuses on creating a positive gaming experience for players.
Customization	Limited customization options for players.	Players can earn ranks, cosmetics, and other in-game items through gameplay.
IP Address	play.hypixel.net	IP address available on Discord server.

FAQs

Q: Which server has more game modes?

A: Hypixel has a wide variety of game modes including minigames, skyblock, bedwars, and more.

Q: Which server has a larger player base?

A: Hypixel has a massive player base with thousands of players online at any given time.

Q: Can players customize their gameplay experience?

A: TwinHorns Network provides players with the opportunity to earn ranks, cosmetics, and other in-game items through gameplay.

Q: How can I join TwinHorns Network?

A: You can find the IP address and other information on the Discord server.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Bants: ‘/int/ webm thread’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place on the block! Join us for our /int/ webm thread where you can watch hilarious and outrageous videos while building your dream world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama-twerking. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks at the bottom of the ocean. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who challenges players to a dance-off before they can claim their prize.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, llamas, and treasure hunts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mines Excavated:	2041	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafting Craze: Eurovision Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the last one you’ll ever need before you hit the hay!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you survive the dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. If you impress him, he might just reward you with a diamond-encrusted potato.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be partying with Herobrine and dancing with creepers? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Medieval Land: Where peasants mine for diamonds and knights pay with IOUs

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Medieval Land Minecraft Server

Overview
Are you looking for a medieval themed server? Your search ends right here! Newly created server on 1.20.1. Our modpack is loaded on Curseforge. We have mods mainly around Minecolonies, but our server also have own in-game currency and every player can make their own shop. Cooperate with other colonies or declare a war. You can fight in Aether or the Twilight. If you enjoy just the relaxing gameplay, it’s your time to build the biggest colony!

Overview

Are you looking for a medieval themed server? Your search ends right here! Newly created server on 1.20.1. Our modpack is loaded on Curseforge. We have mods mainly around Minecolonies, but our server also have own in-game currency and every player can make their own shop. Cooperate with other colonies or declare a war. You can fight in Aether or the Twilight. If you enjoy just the relaxing gameplay, it’s your time to build the biggest colony!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server free to join and play?	Yes, the server is completely free to join and play.
How can I support the server?	If you would like to support our work, you can donate on our Patreon account. The link is provided below. However, donations are not mandatory to join and enjoy the server.
What is the server’s Patreon account?	https://www.patreon.com/MedievalLand
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, there is a Discord server for the community. Join using the link provided below.
What is the server’s Discord link?	https://discord.gg/EGqeJqap4w
Where can I find the modpack for the server on Curseforge?	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/medieval-land
What Minecraft version does the server run on?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty LOLz: Art Cover Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fearless players ventured into our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who join our server will be blessed with incredible luck and unimaginable riches. Plus, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter – rainbow sheep that drop candy instead of wool, zombie villagers that sell enchanted gear, and creepers that explode into confetti! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	4380	Crops Grown:	9793

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VTuber Murder Mayhem Minecraft Madness

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have vtubers who are confirmed to have taken out players in epic combat battles! Join us if you want to test your skills against these virtual assassins and see if you have what it takes to survive. Who knows, you might even become friends with a vtuber who can help you dominate the competition! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SuperCraft VS Hypixel

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Category	Hypixel	SuperCraft
Player Community	Large international player base	Welcoming and friendly server with an emphasis on Indian players
Game Modes	Wide variety of game modes including mini-games, PvP, and more	Currently offers Survival mode with more game modes coming soon
Cracked Players	Not officially supported	Compatible with cracked players
Toxicity Policy	Moderately enforced	No toxicity is tolerated
Server Development	Well-established server with regular updates and improvements	Working to become the best Indian Minecraft server

FAQ

What game modes are available on Hypixel?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including mini-games, PvP, and more.

Is Hypixel welcoming to cracked players?

Hypixel does not officially support cracked players.

How is toxicity handled on Hypixel?

Toxicity on Hypixel is moderately enforced by the server’s moderation team.

What is SuperCraft’s focus in terms of player community?

SuperCraft is a welcoming and friendly server with an emphasis on Indian players.

What game modes are currently available on SuperCraft?

SuperCraft currently offers Survival mode with more game modes coming soon.

Is SuperCraft compatible with cracked players?

Yes, SuperCraft is compatible with cracked players.

How does SuperCraft handle toxicity?

No toxicity is tolerated on SuperCraft.

What is SuperCraft’s goal in terms of server development?

SuperCraft is working to become the best Indian Minecraft server.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pewdiecraft Bridge Adventures

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Join our Minecraft server and you might just run into Pewdiepie himself, building bridges and slaying creepers like a boss! Rumor has it he’s searching for the rarest diamond in the land, and he needs your help to find it. But be warned, he’s not the only celebrity roaming around – you might stumble upon Elon Musk riding a llama or Taylor Swift serenading a group of chickens. With epic quests, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players crazier than a pack of exploding TNT, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
New Chunks Explored:	372366	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Booty Busters

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Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a server so epic, even Herobrine himself is shaking in his pixelated boots!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of zombie pigmen. Build your very own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your shiny fortress (good luck with that, we’ve got lava moats and TNT traps for days).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves nothing more than challenging players to a dance-off. Can you out-Macarena the dragon and claim victory? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready to scream “MY BODY IS READY” as you dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, your diamond armor will thank you.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ores Mined:	9640	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Totally LegitMC – Kinda Vanilla, Sorta Multiplayer, Definitely Community Driven 1.20.2

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Server IP	SemiVanilla.GenMC.net

About Our Server:

GenuineMC is a Semi-Vanilla server that is ran by the community! We have attracted individuals of various ages and nationalities who have found themselves at home on our Server. Their voices have helped shape our community and have helped us to move forward as a Minecraft Server. Their voices have allowed GenuineMC to become what it is today! Our spawn is full of exploration and the central point of all in-game information including our rules, staff members, social medias and more!

Features:

GenuineMC has a large winter themed spawn with plenty to explore! We host numerous fun and exciting events throughout the year as well as some occasional events hosted in our Discord! Our server also includes a handful of player made shops as well as a massive town (built by one of our veteran players) to explore right outside of our spawn! Come relax with us and enjoy your stay on GenMC!

Rules:

No Spamming (Caps, Text, Links, etc.)
Don’t Advertise Other Servers
Be respectful to staff and community members
Don’t ask for OP or Staff

(Our full rules can be read on our server using /rules or by visiting our Rules & Info room at Spawn!)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: How do I join GenuineMC server?

A: You can join our server by entering the IP SemiVanilla.GenMC.net in your Minecraft client’s server list.

Q: Can I build on the server?

A: Yes, you are encouraged to build and explore our server! Just make sure to follow our rules and be respectful to others.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join GenuineMC?

A: No, there are no age restrictions to join our server. We welcome players of all ages!

Q: Can I create my own shop on the server?

A: Yes, you are allowed to create your own shop on GenuineMC. Just make sure it follows our rules and guidelines.

Q: How can I report a player who is breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting one of our staff members in-game or on our Discord server. Provide as much evidence as possible for a quicker resolution.

Q: Can I donate to support the server?

A: Yes, you can donate to support GenuineMC server. Visit our donation page for more information on how to donate and the perks you can receive.

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Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	72	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HopelessCraft: Where Despair is the Only Resource

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a try. Little did they know, they were about to embark on the craziest adventure of their Minecraft life. They battled giant chickens, rode pigs into battle, and even befriended a group of mischievous creepers who turned out to be the best allies anyone could ask for.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their very own pet dragon after completing a series of ridiculous challenges.

So why should you join our server? Because without hope, there is nothing. And on our server, the possibilities are endless, the laughs are plentiful, and the fun never stops. Join us today and see for yourself just how wild and wacky Minecraft can be!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	1675	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCreeperz: “What are we building today, /lol/?”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, worry no more because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t care about your feelings or political correctness, we just want to have a good time.

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of Pepe the Frog, mine for rare diamonds while dodging creepers dressed as Antifa protesters, or engage in epic battles with other players using nothing but enchanted golden carrots.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict “no snowflake” policy, so if you can’t handle a little trolling or trash talk, then this server is not for you. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for some chaotic fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ores Mined:	8447
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Astral Projections Made:	0