UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DadGraveNoGoLOL

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Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyPrideMC

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Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Enchantments Applied:	153
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JobBlock Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Emeralds Found:	2246	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ShoelessSpouseCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

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LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4421	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Potions Brewed:	72

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoPlansNoNiece

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Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Hatewatchers United

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Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

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GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	186	Buildings Constructed:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!