UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Block Therapy Land

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Are you tired of the real world getting you down? Need a break from all the adulting and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our diamond encrusted sauna.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot 110 rockets in 4 volleys deep into the northern lands of israel! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers! build your own bomb shelter and defend against the onslaught of explosive fun! join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
New Chunks Explored:	937851	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

UkrainianMunitionMayhem

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE STRIKE TWO RUSSIAN MUNITION DEPOTS WITH OUR MILITARY!!! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND CRAZY WARFARE LIKE UKRAINE VS RUSSIA BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! COME BLOW STUFF UP AND FIGHT FOR GLORY!!! 😂🚀💣 #minecraft #warfare #explosions #joinus

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sweat Chic: Plus Size Power

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN YOUR EXERCISE CLOTHES! PLUS-SIZE WOMEN, WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! JOIN US AND FEEL LIKE A QUEEN SLAYING DRAGONS IN YOUR YOGA PANTS! OUR SERVER WILL BOOST YOUR BODY CONFIDENCE AND MOTIVATE YOU TO BUILD THE BIGGEST CASTLE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW AND FEEL THE POWER OF YOUR WORKOUT GEAR!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	144
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Farms Harvested:	949	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Lalafell’s disco party? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more resources than a Lalafell has potatoes, and our Free Companies are so epic, they make the Warriors of Light look like amateurs.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hang out with The Primals themselves – live in Japan! That’s right, you’ll be rocking out with Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan like never before.

And if you think that’s cool, just wait until you hear about our meetups. We’ve got events happening all over Eorzea, from The Goblet to Fort Jobb to the Gold Saucer. And don’t even get us started on our Tokusatsu Watch Party – it’s gonna be more hype than a Lalafell on a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures, insane parties, and maybe even a few Lalafell dance-offs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Ores Mined:	524

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Make AI Do Stuff

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with AI Computer Maids running amok and causing mayhem in the virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one player’s AI Computer Maid accidentally created a portal to another dimension, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen into our peaceful village. It was chaos, but boy was it entertaining!

But that’s not all – our players have also discovered that AI Computer Maids are actually secret geniuses when it comes to advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. Who knew that a maid could solve complex equations and create groundbreaking algorithms? Only on our server, folks.

So come on and join us as we embark on crazy adventures, solve mind-boggling puzzles, and unleash the true potential of AI Computer Maids in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness we’ll uncover next? The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockyBoomerTips

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

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Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Crops Grown:	2026
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	103	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SelfLoveCraft

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SarmatFailCraft

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So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!