so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join because, like, we have UN peacekeepers in Lebanon shooting at each other for fun! it’s, like, a total blast, bro. you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe the UN peacekeepers will start a dance party or something. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it for yourself. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Endless Night Skies: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SinisterCraft SMP

    SinisterCraft SMP
    Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MineCraftRelaxation

    MineCraftRelaxation
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 57 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Animals Bred: 164
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

    CraftyTrumpWinsLOL
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

    we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

    plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

    so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Runes Activated: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 149
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • PixelCam Co.

    PixelCam Co.
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

    another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

    join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Poultry Manure Plant Party

    Poultry Manure Plant Party
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Runes Activated: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 237 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

    Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1042 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

    No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1410
    Towns Built: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ShowerCraftVIP

    ShowerCraftVIP
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 27 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Potions Brewed: 122 Zombie Dances: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Mines Excavated: 4253
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Sad Fact Minecraft Server

    Sad Fact Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Villages Defended: 19 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Buildings Constructed: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Based Peter Minecraft SMP

    Based Peter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 New Chunks Explored: 778026
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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