so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join because, like, we have UN peacekeepers in Lebanon shooting at each other for fun! it’s, like, a total blast, bro. you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe the UN peacekeepers will start a dance party or something. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it for yourself. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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