so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join because, like, we have UN peacekeepers in Lebanon shooting at each other for fun! it’s, like, a total blast, bro. you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe the UN peacekeepers will start a dance party or something. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it for yourself. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Zombie Dances: 6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Enchantments Applied: 155
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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