so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join because, like, we have UN peacekeepers in Lebanon shooting at each other for fun! it’s, like, a total blast, bro. you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe the UN peacekeepers will start a dance party or something. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it for yourself. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Divine Spears Created: 28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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