United we stand, but only until we start PvP in Unity SMP!

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Unity SMP: Your Ultimate Minecraft Experience

Server Details:

Version	Fabric 1.20.6
Features	Voice Chat: Communicate seamlessly with fellow players. BlueMap: Navigate the world with ease. One Player Sleeping: Skip the night without everyone needing to sleep. Elytra Trims: Customize your elytra for a unique look. Double Shulker Shell Drops: Boost your storage capacity. No World Border Limit: Endless exploration awaits. Hermitcraft-Style Community: Enjoy a friendly, collaborative atmosphere. Freedom to Build: Create whatever your heart desires. Anti-Xray Features: Keep the game fair for everyone. Ledger: Track block placements and breakings to maintain integrity. Shopping District: Trade and shop in a thriving community market. Community Builds: Participate in exciting, collaborative projects.

Version

Fabric 1.20.6

Features

Voice Chat: Communicate seamlessly with fellow players.
BlueMap: Navigate the world with ease.
One Player Sleeping: Skip the night without everyone needing to sleep.
Elytra Trims: Customize your elytra for a unique look.
Double Shulker Shell Drops: Boost your storage capacity.
No World Border Limit: Endless exploration awaits.
Hermitcraft-Style Community: Enjoy a friendly, collaborative atmosphere.
Freedom to Build: Create whatever your heart desires.
Anti-Xray Features: Keep the game fair for everyone.
Ledger: Track block placements and breakings to maintain integrity.
Shopping District: Trade and shop in a thriving community market.
Community Builds: Participate in exciting, collaborative projects.

Why Join Unity SMP?

Reasons	Experienced Leadership: Managed by a seasoned server owner with years of expertise. Community Feel: Connect with like-minded players in a supportive environment. Creative Freedom: Express your creativity without limits. Safe and Fair Play: Anti-cheat measures to ensure a fun and fair experience for all.

Requirements:

Age	16+
Discord	Join our Discord community to apply and stay connected.

Ready to Join?

Click the link to apply and start your Unity SMP journey today: Join Unity SMP Discord

Unleash your creativity, explore boundless worlds, and become a part of a vibrant Minecraft community at Unity SMP. We can’t wait to see what you’ll build!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bushes have the most fabulous and bushy eyebrows you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with eyebrow grooming quests, where you must tame the unruly brows of the forest creatures to earn their trust.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by giant eyebrow monsters. Will you have the courage to face them and claim the loot?

And don’t forget about our exclusive eyebrow salon, where you can customize your character’s eyebrows with sparkles, glitter, and even neon colors. Stand out from the crowd with your fabulous brows!

So come join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and see why our server is the most eyebrow-tastic place in all of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!

Adventures, Bonding, Campfire, CHIPS, Community, Companionship, Cozy, Epic, Evening, Fire, Food, Friends, Fun, gather, Gathering, GUARANTEED, Hospitality, Laughter, lolz, Outdoor, Relaxation, sharing, SnackCraft, SNACKS, socializing, Tasty, Treats, warmth

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the catch – the only way to access it was by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight! And guess what? They did it and became the richest players in the land!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship. Yes, you heard that right. Strap a saddle on a pig, grab a carrot on a stick, and race against your friends to see who can cross the finish line first. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (just kidding, we don’t condone pig-napping)!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the server, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bat for a whole week!

So grab your snacks, gather around the fire, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, Confidence, cute, cute or not, Insecurity, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, pupper, Questioning, seeking approval, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, Server, validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

CHANGE, consequences, Corruption, CREEPERS, destroy, Destruction, devastation, disastercraft, Downfall, endermen, Events, forever.., Government, Griefers, History, Impact, influence, lessons learned, love, Politics, power, Reflection, regret, ruined country, society, Tragedy, unite

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

Adrenaline, asssssetto corsa, cars, challenge, Competition, Driving, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Invitation, multiplayer, online racing, Race, Racing, simulation, SPEED, SpeedyCraft, video games, virtual, Wanna

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Crops Grown:	2801	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

Abyssal Light, acacia, Alloy Truth, Allure of Lotus, asmr, Banners, cherno, Containment Zone, Enigma, Enya, Events, Exuvia, Fiasco, form, Friends, frosty, Future Unshackled, Gradient of Souls, Hero Games, Kaguya, Kotkin, Leaks.., Mauxir, outfits, Patch 1.6, Pine Aurora, Resources, Seasun, Server, Shadow Ka, showdown, Skyward Blaze, Snowball, Snowbreak, snowg, Street Code, tess, Trailer, Wild Hunt

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Emeralds Found:	4015	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Potions Brewed:	152	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

Analysis, battle, blocky, Brainstorming, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, critical thinking, debate, Decision making, decision making process, decision making skills, decision making techniques, decision making tools, Dilemma, discussion, pic related, problem solving, problem solving strategies, Questioning, right, Royale.., solution finding, Ultimate, uncertainty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	757745
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

AMERICANS, Crafty, cultural references, Edition, Family sayings, Grandmother phrases, International, International visitors, McCraftface, mexico, Mogadishu, Romania, Room comparisons, Ruskies, Saigon, Sodom and Gomorrah, ukrainians

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	4222
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

blocks, Chaos, collide, CraftyNiji, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, madnessNijiCraft, meets, Minecraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, tribalfags, ttt, Vtubers, xsoleil

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	56	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

action, Adventure, battle, Combat, CREEPERS, dragons, endermen, Epic, FANTASY, feel, games, heavy metal, Immersive, INTENSE, Knights, Magic, metal, Music, Power Metal, PowerCraft, Rock, role playing, RPG, shred, Soundtrack, Warriors

$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Animals Bred:	69
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

abduction, Christian, Community, Conflict, CREEPERS, crime, girl, International, Israel, jerusalem, Kidnapped, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, Minority, News, Palestinian, PALS, PIXEL, Religious, SGCJerusalem, social media, Terrorism, twitter, worries

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Void Armor Forged:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyMemes – #420

2256, acceptance, advice, ANONYMOUS, Community, CraftyMemes, discussion, Diversity, Edition, Fags not welcome, forum, Gay, homosexual, Inclusivity, internet, Lgbt, LGBTQ, r9gay, relationships, Support, tolerance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.