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MySurvivalLife with UCP registration Minecraft server

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Welcome to MySurvivalLife! ✨

MySurvivalLife is the perfect place for true fans of vanilla Minecraft, where fairness, equality and mutual respect reign! Here we create a unique atmosphere and a friendly community, where every player is a valuable part of our world.

About the server:

Our server runs on pure vanilla mode, where there are no creatives, “god mode” commands or any other privileges that give an advantage over others. This is a place where you can enjoy classic survival and adventure without fear of unfair competition. The entire gameplay is only your skills!

We provide basic commands for the convenience of players:

/sethome, /delhome, /home – for comfortable management of your homes.

/spawn – instant movement to the spawn point.

/trade – secure exchange of resources and items between players.

Honesty and safety:

Our server strictly prohibits griefing. No stealing resources, destroying buildings or attacking other players without their consent! We strive to create a world where everyone can build, explore and develop without fear for their property.

There are no private zones or regions because we trust our players and their honesty. We believe that respect for each other is the foundation of our community. In addition, there are never any wipes on the server – your achievements and buildings will always remain untouched!

Support and career growth:

Each player has the opportunity not only to become an active participant in our world, but also to contribute to its development! We offer career growth from an ordinary player to a helper, moderator and administrator. Your desire to help others and maintain order on the server will be rewarded!

Without donation and privileges:

There are no paid services on MySurvivalLife. No donations, no privileges or paid perks – all players are equal! We do not sell statuses, rights or benefits. Your support is only possible in the form of voluntary donations, which will be aimed exclusively at the promotion and development of the project.

Unique registration system:

To protect against griefers and cheaters, we have implemented a verification and registration system on UCP. This process is completely free and is necessary to ensure that only those who truly want to play fair and follow the rules come to us. We value every player and strive to create a comfortable and cozy atmosphere where you will feel at home.

Our principles:

Fairness and equality: no paid privileges or benefits.

Comfort and safety: a categorical ban on griefing and theft.

Community and development: the opportunity to grow and help the server in any role – from player to administrator.

Join MySurvivalLife and become part of a unique community! We are creating an ideal space for fair play, where everyone can realize their ideas and enjoy the game in a comfortable atmosphere. We are waiting for you in our world! ✨

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	3857
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Rhythm Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old action games where you just mindlessly mash buttons? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have transformed the game into a randomly generated rhythm game! That’s right, you’ll have to dance your way through mobs and obstacles to survive. It’s like Just Dance meets Minecraft, but with creepers trying to blow you up!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a sheep that can bust a move like no other. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a hidden treasure full of diamonds and emeralds.

So why waste your time on boring action games when you can join our wacky, rhythm-filled Minecraft server? Come for the dancing sheep, stay for the epic loot and outrageous adventures!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Almost 30 Points Difference Hahaha It’s So Fucking Hoever… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it that way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!

We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pixel Polls Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the 2020 election? Look no further! Join our server where Trump wins the popular vote by a narrow margin because retirees and rural folks are too busy playing Minecraft to vote!

With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!

Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Honkai Star Rail General – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where you can battle with cosmic ninjutsu inscriptions and exorcise lunar vileslayer scrolls? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and redeemable codes that will blow your mind. We’ve got characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen ready to join you on your wildest Minecraft journey yet.

Don’t miss out on our new drip marketing featuring 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility – these banners will have you feeling worrisome, blissful, and abundant all at once.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the FeixiaoFiles and become a legendary Minecraft master!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Wizg’s Magical Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most haunted Minecraft server in existence! Are you brave enough to join us on our ghost wife edition? Our featured banner is none other than the Wanderer Princess Lanaville, who will guide you through the spooky adventures that await.

Official wiki? We got it. But beware, the information may be haunted by ghostly whispers.

Looking for a fanguide? Look no further than our JP fanguide, where players share their tips and tricks for surviving in this ghostly realm.

And don’t forget to exchange friend codes with other players, because you never know when you’ll need a ghostly companion to help you out of a sticky situation.

Join us on this server for a hauntingly good time, where every corner holds a new ghostly surprise. Just be sure to bring your ghost repellent, because you never know when a ghost wife might try to haunt you for eternity.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	80	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Face Off Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes – including posting your face instead of porn! That’s right, we’re flipping the script and bringing back good old-fashioned selfies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the Diamond Pig, it will lead you to hidden treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour courses that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. Complete them all and earn the title of Parkour Master, with bragging rights that will make other players green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to leave your porn at the door – we’ve got faces to post!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	884739	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Special Day Minecraft SMP Gift Giver

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some crazy shenanigans!

Join us and you’ll be blessed with special powers just by saying something in the chat. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask and you shall receive!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to become a llama whisperer and gain their trust? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama world.

So come on, don’t miss out on the fun and join our server today. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RISeWORLD Minecraft server

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⭐ Welcome to the RiseWORLD server! ⭐

Free VIP for all newbies!

Survival on version 1.21! ⚡

Clans! Auction! Ultra Gadgets! Meteorites?

Mini Games! Sudoku! Billiards! Snake! Sapper! Right in Minecraft!

Fight, survive, explore the world!

Carefully! Precipitation in the form of meteorites is possible! ☄

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Late Night Socials Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server for some late-night socials that will make your pickaxe spin! Our community is so lively, you’ll forget that it’s actually 3am in real life.

We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where creepers are the DJ’s and zombies are the dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best blocky dance moves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their trusty steed!

So come join us for some late-night shenanigans and make memories that will have you laughing until the sun comes up (literally, because who needs sleep anyway?). See you in the virtual world, fellow night owls!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Wild Assault Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated battle with a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Don’t worry, our custom Wild Assault class will have you slaying those feathered fiends in no time. Choose from classes like the Llama Lord, who can summon an army of spitting llamas to do their bidding, or the Dolphin Diva, who can swim faster than a speeding bullet (or at least faster than a regular dolphin).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Duck can turn any block into a block of pure diamond, so start searching those ponds and lakes ASAP.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie pigmen – they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Void Armor Forged:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Existence Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of wandering around in the void of life with no purpose? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the existential dread! Join us and embark on a journey filled with blocky adventures, where you can build your own virtual world and escape the mundane reality of existence.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama ballet. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine prancing around with majestic llamas in tutus, creating the most epic dance routines the Minecraft world has ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a clan of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the feathered fiends and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the emptiness of existence, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama dance-off).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

No. 16120221 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers wear top hats.

Looking for a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? That’s right, these chickens are not your average cluckers – they can build epic redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours – it’s a real hootenanny!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

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Here’s Johnny is a talented and passionate musician known for his soulful vocals and heartfelt lyrics. With a unique blend of folk and indie rock influences, Here’s Johnny has captivated audiences with his emotional performances and relatable music. Based in Los Angeles, he continues to push boundaries and connect with listeners through his authentic storytelling and powerful melodies.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Villages Defended:	19