SKSM is a cool server without PVP, vulture, etc. There are many cities, there is a metro, economics, etc.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.
Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.
But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!
But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.
plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.
join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 1131 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).
join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7756 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.
But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 2899 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?
So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
