SKSM is a cool server without PVP, vulture, etc. There are many cities, there is a metro, economics, etc.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!
But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.
So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!
Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.
So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺
imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣
come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎
who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
