haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Servers

  • UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

    UterusCraft: No Questions Asked
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

    On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

    And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

    Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dimension Hops: 13
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Farms Harvested: 871 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedditHorrorStories SMP

    RedditHorrorStories SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoSelfControlSnacks

    NoSelfControlSnacks
    Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4144 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Crops Grown: 3921 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Acai Looks Like Noob

    Acai Looks Like Noob
    join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

    also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

    Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server
    Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

    But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

    So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Magic Items Found: 8247 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!

    LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!
    New 1.21 map!
    LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!
    We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.
    We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.
    No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!
    No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.
    No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!
    Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!
    Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!
    Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!
    SERVER INFORMATION
    We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn
    Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

    FAQ

    How do I apply to play on LuckyGem SMP? To apply to play on LuckyGem SMP, you must join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.
    Is there an age requirement to join the server? While there is no strict age requirement, we do prefer players to be mature and respectful towards others in the community.
    Are there any banned items or behaviors on the server? We have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Any violation of these rules may result in disciplinary action.
    Can I donate to the server? We appreciate any donations to support the server and help us maintain a high-quality gaming environment. You can inquire about donation options on our Discord server.
    How can I get involved in server events and competitions? We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in. Keep an eye on announcements in our Discord server for upcoming opportunities to get involved.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

    Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

    Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

    Squeezy White Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

    Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

    So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Ores Mined: 8937
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

    Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

    Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3518 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JokesterMC SMP

    JokesterMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCrisis

    CreeperCrisis
    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

    Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

    So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

    that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

    so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KimPutinCraft

    KimPutinCraft
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Potions Brewed: 89
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Alien Panic Attack Server

    Alien Panic Attack Server
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

    so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 139 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Crops Grown: 7097

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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