so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Zombie Dances: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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