Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 9594 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Epic Battles Fought: 14
Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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