Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Villages Defended: 13 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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