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Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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