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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 4232 Treasure Maps Found: 10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
New Chunks Explored: 90210 Ores Mined: 4483
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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