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Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
New Chunks Explored:	442961	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Animals Bred:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Star Shards Collected:	117
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magic Items Found:	6420
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Farms Harvested:	980	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	242888
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Items Found:	4648	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1947
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	101
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	7638
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1