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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 8895 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 299 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!