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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3501 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 432 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!