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Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, cherry blossom biome, Community Events, Conquest, Custom Enchants, Discord, electricity, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP battles, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.21
Features	Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

How do backpack upgrades work?

Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

What are custom enchantments?

Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

Can I automate tasks on the server?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9535
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Enchantments Applied:	281
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Farms Harvested:	305	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Potions Brewed:	140	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	839092
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6637	Potions Brewed:	132
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Void Gems Collected:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	100
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	361803
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Secret Passages Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

1.21.4, perceive, vast

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

DormRoomDefense

air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Enchantments Applied:	137

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!

Monkeypox Madness Server

borders, clade 1b, Democratic Republic of the Congo, drc, Epidemic, global concern, health crisis, infectious, Infectious Disease, international researchers, madness, monkeypox, outbreak, Potential, public health, Rapid, Server, spread, variant, virus mutation, Warning

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Love Letters Sent:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over!

Players:	102/600	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2448	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
New Chunks Explored:	214627	Ores Mined:	2805
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7900	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8