LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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