LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Alien Abductions: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7339
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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