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NoRoomieNoProblemo

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GobbleCraft Discord

Access, banned, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, digital rights, Discord, freedom of speech, GobbleCraft, government control, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, ONLINE, Online Community, Platform, restrictions, social media, Technology, turkey

so, like, this server is so epic that even turkeys are trying to block it! they know it’s the best place to be for all your minecraft adventures.

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.

come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6778
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Plant Height Quest – FunCraft

candidate genes, funcraft, Gene identification, gene validation, Genes, Genetic, Genetic Loci, genetic mapping, genetic markers, height, loci, novel, Plant, plant breeding, plant development, plant genetics, plant growth, plant height, QTLs, quantitative trait loci, Quest, study, validation

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, bro. dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got QTLs associated with plant height, like what even is that? but it sounds super cool, right? and we got genetic loci and candidate genes, like whoa, mind blown. join us and uncover da mysteries of da universe, or at least have a good time building stuff and blowing it up. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but let’s not think about dat. just join us, u won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, brave, Brave US, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA, globie, idol corp, jidf, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Lyko Lianna, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, PALS, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, PIXEL, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Sensei, Serina Maiko, Server, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, Voltail, VSPO, VT, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

Are you ready to chase that high in the most epic Minecraft server ever created? Join us for a wild ride with the Brave US branch, V4Mirai, globie, and VSPO! EN idols! We’ve got Gen 1 Crystalis and Serina Maiko, Gen 2 Petalight with Kou Mariya, Mono Monet, and Yae Yugiri (RIP Biscotti), Gen 3 Lunalia with Alias Anono, Dr. NOVA(e), REM Kanashibari, and Yumi the Witch, and Gen 4 Voltail with Lyko Lianna, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, and Terra 404. And don’t forget about the Brave EN groups with globie’s Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, Taring Hu, and Pippa Pebblesworth, as well as VSPO! EN’s Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari. Plus, we’ve even got Idol Corp with the adopted classmate PillowdearASMR! So come join us on this insane adventure and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Animals Bred:	199
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dodger’s Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyFantasyLand

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Hey fellow gamers, ever dreamt of exploring a world where you can unleash your wildest fantasies without any judgment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Game Stop Minecraft Server

ANNO, Anno series, Buying Ubisoft games, Game, game development, game publishers, game purchases, Game recommendations, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming decisions, gaming industry, Minecraft, Server, STOP, strategy games, Tencent, Tencent acquisition, Tencent buyout, ubisoft, Ubisoft acquisition, Ubisoft titles, video games, waiting for Tencent

Are you tired of waiting for Tencent to take over Ubisoft before making a decision on whether to buy Anno? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Tencent and Ubisoft have merged to create the ultimate gaming experience. Build your own Anno-inspired empire while fending off hostile takeovers from rival players who are secretly working for Tencent. Will you be able to navigate the corporate chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Snibby Minecraft SMP

Bobo, long tail tags: SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY, Minecraft, Mumu, smp, Snibby, SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Farms Harvested:	726	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AnimeLover420 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like an anime come to life! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in a world filled with magic and wonder. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a tsundere who just needs a hug. So come join us for the most anime-tastic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	8874
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CryCraft2021

Catharsis, comfort, coping, CryCraft2021, crying, emotional, emotional release, emotional response, Empathy, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, Pain, Release, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, Support, Tears, Vulnerability

Are you tired of crying over creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is creeper-proof! That’s right, our server has a force field that repels all creepers, making sure your builds stay intact and your tears stay dry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you’ll accumulate just by hanging out in our virtual world!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is ruled by a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of building epic treehouses. They’ll teach you their ways and soon you’ll be swinging from vines and munching on bamboo like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter and adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
New Chunks Explored:	188070	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MexiCraft WarZone

BETRAYAL, Corruption, criminal activity, criminal organizations, criminal underworld, double-cross, drug cartels, drug lords, drug smuggling, drug trade, drug trafficking, drug war, law enforcement, Mexican drug cartel, Mexican state, mexico, MexiCraft, organized crime, violence, violence in Mexico, war zone, warzone

Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like a Mexican cartel showdown gone wrong! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! A rival gang double-crosses the cartel and all hell breaks loose! It’s like a war zone up in here, with explosions and chaos everywhere!

But don’t worry, we got your back. Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Build your own cartel base, smuggle goods across the border, and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to sabotage your operation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a Mexican cartel war zone in the world of Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, ese!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Double Trouble Parking Server

anger, bad parking, blame game, car blocking, car damage, car owners, Disrespect, double, double parking, ENTITLEMENT, Frustration, inconsiderate behavior, INCONVENIENCE, irresponsible behavior, Parking, parking etiquette, parking lot, parking spaces, parking violations, selfish actions, Selfishness, Server, Trouble

Yo, dis server be like takin’ two parkin’ spots in a crowded lot – you gonna piss off some peeps, but it’s all in good fun! Join us for a chaotic time where we build crazy sh*t and cause mayhem wherever we go. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So come on and join the madness, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pagan Minecraft Server

ancestral worship, anti-assimilation, anti-Christianity, anti-colonialism, anti-globalism, Anti-Judaism, cultural identity, Cultural preservation, ethnonationalism, foreign god, Indigenous spirituality, Minecraft, nationalism, Pagan, Paganism, racial firewall, redpill, resistance, Server, spiritual awakening, subversion, traditional beliefs, White Supremacy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build castles and mine for diamonds, we build racial firewalls against subversion with foreign gods! If you’re tired of boring old servers where you can’t defend against subversion, then this is the place for you.

Join us and become part of the most epic battle against foreign gods that Minecraft has ever seen. Build your own fortress to protect yourself from their sneaky tricks and traps. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught off guard when those foreign gods come knocking on your door.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, you might just become the hero that Minecraft needs to defeat those pesky foreign gods once and for all. Let’s show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

> Anime Can’t Be Ki- Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where anime is forbidden? Well, look no further because on our server, anime is LIFE! We have a whole town dedicated to waifus and husbandos, complete with body pillows and a cosplay competition every week. Join us if you want to unleash your inner weeb and build the ultimate anime paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and even ride them into battle. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Ender Dragon Whisperer, you’ll gain the power to control all the dragons in the land. So come join us and become the ultimate dragon tamer!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. These llamas are fierce warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their honor. Join our server and witness epic llama battles that will leave you in stitches!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SockSnatcher Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, expensive, family, Father, Frustration, high quality, Household, Laundry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Selfishness, Server, socks, SockSnatcher

Are you tired of dealing with sock drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where socks are never an issue! No more $25 socks going missing or causing family feuds. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without worrying about someone touching your precious socks.

Imagine a world where laundry is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us and leave the sock drama behind! Who needs clean clothes when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world?

Don’t be like the dad in this story, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any sock-related stress. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over missing socks!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3