so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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